I am 1,064,016,000 seconds old.

I have lived in 15 houses across 5 countries and speak 3 languages with varying degrees of fluency depending on the day (Dutch is not one of them).

I have held down 6 jobs since leaving university 11 years ago.

I met my husband 42,168 hours ago, we were engaged 992 days later and married 295 days after that.

I am 13 weeks and 3 days pregnant.

In 187 days (give or take) I am going to be somebody's Mummy.

Of everything I have done, of everything I have achieved in my 12,316 days on the planet, this is by far the most terrifying and exhilarating that I have ever faced.